it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
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