I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
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