38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
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