ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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