He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
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