i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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