Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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