i don't like sucking hair
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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