Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Dick very happy bro
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