thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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