How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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