So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
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