Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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