We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
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