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• (323): View more from California

  Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.

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• (709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

  a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.

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• (415): View more from California

  Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  "Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.

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• (323): View more from California

  My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind

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• (650): View more from California

  He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  Holy shit, we're married as fuck.

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity

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• (214): View more from Texas

  You don't make any sense

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  TEQUILA

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