I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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