you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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