Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
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