He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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