talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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