Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
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