she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
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