"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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