Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
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