I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
