we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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