He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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