Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Houston, we have a blender
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
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