He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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