I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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