Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
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