There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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