Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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