WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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