Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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