she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Reggie can tackle my bush.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
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