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(406): View more from Montana

So, how was the dinner

(1-406): View more from Montana

Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.

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(253): View more from Washington

she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't

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(509): View more from Washington

im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.

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(863): View more from Florida

you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar

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(216): View more from Ohio

I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.

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(516): View more from New York

You could cut the tension with my nipples.

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(803): View more from South Carolina

I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield

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