So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
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