try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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