Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
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