So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Randomize
