btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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