She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
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