What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
