No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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