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Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?

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I went to a wedding where almost the whole group of groomsmen fucked the bride.

Submitted by Michguy on Jul 6, 10 at 6:35pm

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Oh please cum to my wedding

Submitted by 2144571774 on Jul 6, 10 at 4:54pm

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- did you mean to do that?
  
  Submitted by Kate_FTW on Jul 6, 10 at 5:40pm
  
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at least you have given them a gift that wasn't on the registry...

Submitted by buzzcutt on Jul 6, 10 at 10:53pm

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no, it would only be awkward if ya slept with them both at the same time.

Submitted by underagehangover on Jul 6, 10 at 4:28pm

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- I consider that "bonding".
  
  Submitted by bherb on Jul 7, 10 at 1:49pm
  
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No, it would be awkward if that were featured in the wedding video afterwards.

Submitted by SmackyE on Jul 6, 10 at 6:07pm

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Not awkward if it was before they got together. Bonus points if you introduced them.

Submitted by blamblam on Jul 6, 10 at 11:41pm

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It would be awkward if you stood up with a boner!

Submitted by Mister_Blister on Jul 6, 10 at 11:17pm

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How did no body say threesome!

Submitted by woogles on Jul 6, 10 at 10:46pm

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This has been posted before

Submitted by jrod06 on Jul 6, 10 at 4:28pm

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nah...awkward would be if you had slept with both of their parents

Submitted by masta1080 on Jul 7, 10 at 10:52am

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- Hahahaha, shit. That's funny.
  
  Submitted by ZtotheOtotheE on Jul 7, 10 at 4:05pm
  
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I've been at weddings like this. They're much less embarrassing than you might think. Don't sweat it.

Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Jul 7, 10 at 4:08am

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- Weddings? So it's happened to you more than once? Well how about that...
  
  Submitted by doubledd95 on Jul 18, 10 at 9:35am
  
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I love how people act like it matters whether it is a guy or a girl.

Submitted by timmeh3008 on Jul 12, 10 at 11:33pm

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Depends.....do they know?!?(;

Submitted by tigerfan21 on Jul 6, 10 at 4:43pm

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Yes it will be

Submitted by monkey1313 on Jul 6, 10 at 4:26pm

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Awkward? More like commendable! Even better if u turn up as their anniversary present to each other. Haha

Submitted by IMGr8NU on Jul 7, 10 at 12:10pm

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Whoa

Submitted by scarlotta on Jul 6, 10 at 5:36pm

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If this is a girl then it's awesome

Submitted by nailz84 on Jul 11, 10 at 12:12am

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Is this a dude?

Submitted by WilsonG on Jul 7, 10 at 10:02am

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kward = some

Submitted by kindiana on Jul 6, 10 at 4:37pm

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I sure hope this is a guy.

Submitted by Chuck_Blaeser on Jul 8, 10 at 12:43pm

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Better be a chick....

Submitted by iKillFirstPeople on Jul 6, 10 at 4:27pm

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- Why's that?
  
  Submitted by yodawgwtf on Jul 6, 10 at 11:01pm
  
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  - lesbian sex is cool. homosexual sex isn't.
    
    Submitted by JasonB on Jul 15, 10 at 8:21pm
    
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Dont tell..... Til the reception

Submitted by firstyfollower on Jul 17, 10 at 10:47am

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Nope

Submitted by kpkost on Jul 6, 10 at 4:28pm

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Welcome to my club!

Submitted by scarlotta on Jul 6, 10 at 5:34pm

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Do they know? And did you introduce them?

Submitted by eternity on Jul 7, 10 at 5:05pm

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Wedding I went to, bride fucked a groomsmen the night before. Hella funny. Everyone knew but the groom.

Submitted by dspwadge on Jul 7, 10 at 5:17am

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Haha congrats!!

Submitted by baygirl on Jul 6, 10 at 10:14pm

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It would only be awkward if they both know about it

Submitted by whitie112 on Jul 6, 10 at 4:37pm

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Yes.

Submitted by javeyx on Jul 6, 10 at 5:41pm

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Oh god this is horrible. Homosexuality is a SIN and they will burn in the afterlife. It disgusts me when lesbians even hold hands, let alone have a crazy session of scissoring.

Submitted by warcraftangel on Jul 21, 10 at 2:45am

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Only if you're standing up out of the cake.

Submitted by Siress on Jul 7, 10 at 1:35pm

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Jrod ur right, i saw this a few months ago

Submitted by bittiemonster on Jul 6, 10 at 11:34pm

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Retarded

Submitted by coloradoprincess on Jul 7, 10 at 2:43am

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awesome haha

Submitted by FrankieX on Jul 6, 10 at 5:53pm

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Need to know if this is a dude

Submitted by livewire240v on Jul 6, 10 at 8:02pm

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Oh come on. Can I say awkward

Submitted by flowerdoctor on Aug 6, 10 at 10:23pm

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I really, really wanna know if this is a dude or a chick.

Submitted by hockeyhouse on Jul 14, 10 at 11:54pm

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This is a repeat!!! And from like two weeks ago !! Original people

Submitted by hockeybabe on Jul 6, 10 at 4:44pm

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im glad i did that AFTERwards

Submitted by iloveorangegirl on Dec 9, 11 at 4:32am

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Haha this is the best today

Submitted by bonanza on Jul 6, 10 at 5:44pm

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Oh-MY-GOD

Submitted by jprincess on Jul 6, 10 at 5:04pm

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Are you father of the bride?

Submitted by 3knuckles on Jul 6, 10 at 5:47pm

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Niceeeee

Submitted by mattias on Jul 6, 10 at 4:26pm

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at the same time?

Submitted by Anonymous1024 on Jul 8, 10 at 4:07am

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bahahahaha totally the situation for my wifes bridesmaid lmfao!!!

Submitted by KrAzEeSiK on Feb 8, 11 at 6:25am

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R u a guy or a girl?

Submitted by julian10 on Jul 7, 10 at 12:14am

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Please tell me your a chick.

Submitted by atruedsm on Aug 18, 10 at 2:50am

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EPIC WIN!

Submitted by AlwaysTheDriver on Jul 15, 10 at 9:47am

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you are jesus

Submitted by genieboi987 on Jul 7, 10 at 10:20pm

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Only if your a dude

Submitted by mizzoufan88 on Jul 6, 10 at 6:33pm

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Woooooooow

Submitted by Chuck_Bass_FTW on Jul 30, 10 at 8:02am

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FTW :)

Submitted by _bbycakes on Jul 6, 10 at 10:46pm

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Screw you warcraftangel

Submitted by ilan354 on Jul 28, 10 at 12:05pm

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Grodyy

Submitted by tigerfan21 on Jul 6, 10 at 4:30pm

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Haha nice

Submitted by JustAGirl019 on Jul 6, 10 at 9:28pm

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Why the he'll did you sleep with a guy? Aren't you a dude?

Submitted by wolve on Jul 6, 10 at 10:25pm

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Hahahahaha omg that's great

Submitted by rockmeallnighttt on Jul 6, 10 at 11:42pm

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I really hope you're a girl....otherwise, puke.

Submitted by ice43man on Jul 7, 10 at 4:48am

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Heard it before

Submitted by jessbabyyyy on Jul 7, 10 at 12:08am

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Yes very akward FIRST!

Submitted by APromiseToBurn on Jul 6, 10 at 4:26pm

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Depends, which is the g/\\y one?

Submitted by pichu180 on Jul 6, 10 at 4:27pm

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I'm torn....if this is a chick who posted the text then it's a beutiful thing, if it's dude not so much....does that make me a homophobe?

Submitted by evolwayz on Jul 6, 10 at 6:06pm

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- yes, it does. it's funny too, because I assume if you knew it WAS a chick and she and the bride were both ugly or fat it would not longer be a "beutiful" thing to you. dillhole
  
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  - Well, there's that and if he were a true homophobe, then lesbo action would turn him off.
    
    Submitted by yodawgwtf on Jul 6, 10 at 11:02pm
    
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    No... There are plenty of very hypocritical homophobic men who get turned on by 2 women but then are like "f a g g o t" "q u e e r" etc... Somehow stupid str8 men find bigotry valorising and virile.
    
    Submitted by bitchesbecrazy42 on Jul 13, 10 at 6:53am
    
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- Why yes. Yes it does. It does make you a positively wretched person. Enjoy that knowledge.
  
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Submitted by Michguy on Jul 6, 10 at 6:35pm

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Submitted by buzzcutt on Jul 6, 10 at 10:53pm

Submitted by underagehangover on Jul 6, 10 at 4:28pm

Submitted by bherb on Jul 7, 10 at 1:49pm

Submitted by SmackyE on Jul 6, 10 at 6:07pm

Submitted by blamblam on Jul 6, 10 at 11:41pm

Submitted by Mister_Blister on Jul 6, 10 at 11:17pm

Submitted by woogles on Jul 6, 10 at 10:46pm

Submitted by jrod06 on Jul 6, 10 at 4:28pm

Submitted by masta1080 on Jul 7, 10 at 10:52am

Submitted by ZtotheOtotheE on Jul 7, 10 at 4:05pm

Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Jul 7, 10 at 4:08am

Submitted by doubledd95 on Jul 18, 10 at 9:35am

Submitted by timmeh3008 on Jul 12, 10 at 11:33pm

Submitted by tigerfan21 on Jul 6, 10 at 4:43pm

Submitted by monkey1313 on Jul 6, 10 at 4:26pm

Submitted by IMGr8NU on Jul 7, 10 at 12:10pm

Submitted by scarlotta on Jul 6, 10 at 5:36pm

Submitted by nailz84 on Jul 11, 10 at 12:12am

Submitted by WilsonG on Jul 7, 10 at 10:02am

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Submitted by Chuck_Blaeser on Jul 8, 10 at 12:43pm

Submitted by iKillFirstPeople on Jul 6, 10 at 4:27pm

Submitted by yodawgwtf on Jul 6, 10 at 11:01pm

Submitted by JasonB on Jul 15, 10 at 8:21pm

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