She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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