Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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