erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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