I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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